Blindsight Firefall #1

Vampires. In space.

It’s not at all what I expected, but at the same time, kind of awesome. I mean, look how it starts:

You wake in an agony of resurrection, gasping after a record-shattering bout of sleep apnea spanning one hundred forty days. You can feel your blood, syrupy with dobutamine and leuenkephalin, forcing its way through arteries shriveled by months on standby. The body inflates in painful increments: blood vessels dilate, flesh peels apart from flesh, ribs crack in your ears with sudden unaccustomed flexion. Your joints have seized up through disuse. You’re a stick man, frozen in some perverse rigor vitae.

Vampires did this all the time, you remember. It was normal for them, it was their own unique take on resource conservation. They could have taught your kind a few things about restraint, if that absurd aversion to right angles hadn’t done them in at the dawn of civilization. Maybe they still can. They’re back now, after all—raised from the grave with the voodoo of paleogenetics, stitched together from junk genes and fossil marrow steeped in the blood of sociopaths and high-functioning autistics. One of them commands this very mission. A handful of his genes live on in your own body so it too can rise from the dead, here at the edge of interstellar space. Nobody gets past Jupiter without becoming part vampire.

This is just a cool concept. The entire idea that vampires are real. The justification that they evolved torpor/hibernation to deal with not out-compenting and wiping out humanity. A natural aversion (leading to seizures) when viewing right angles (like… crosses) that isn’t weeded out because nature doesn’t have many right angles. Super hardy, high processing, great for space travel.

It’s so cool.

And on top of that, we have virtual worlds, the Chinese room argument (with an entire character base on it), normalization of multiple personalities, and all sorts of other interesting people and brains on the trip. Every single one of them is atypical in some way (or multiple ways) and digging into that is a large part of the book.

And we haven’t even gotten to the aliens yet.

All in all, it’s a whole bunch of fascinating concepts all packed into a gloriously dense book. I could see any one of these carrying a novel, let alone all of them. The setting being deep space on (or beyond) the edge of the solar system makes everything claustrophobic, while the flashes of backstory give a bit of time to recover (and explain what in the world is going on with some of these characters).

I really enjoyed it. If any of the above intrigues you, give it a try. I will say though; warning: this is a weird book. Your milage may vary.

Onward!

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Black Powder War Temeraire #3

“One man can go where a group cannot, and manage on very little, particularly a rough adventurer such as he. More the point, he risks only himself when he goes: you much consider that in your charge is an inexpressibly valuable dragon, whose loss must be of greater importance than even this mission."

“Oh, pray, let us be gone at once,” said the inexpressibly valuable dragon, when Laurence had carried the question, still unresolved, back to him. “It sounds very exciting to me.”

His Majesty's Dragon started strong, with dragons fighting great battles in the Napoleonic wars. In Throne of Jade, we took almost an entire book to get to get to (and then some of that to) experience China. So now in Black Powder War… we get to come home?

More seriously, it’s actually quite a story. Laurence and Temeraire get a super important message (tm) that there are dragon eggs that need picked up in Istanbul. There isn’t time to book a ship… so they’re about to travel the Old Silk Road across a huge chunk of land.

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Ultimate Spider-Man, Volume 16: Deadpool Ultimate Spider-Man #16 Ultimate Marvel Universe #52

Spider-Man and Kitty Pride are cute. So when Deadpool randomly shows up to kidnap the X-Men and take them back to Krakoa for that reality show hunt… Spider-Man ends up going along for the ride.

A whole lot of action here, if little in the way of any overarching plot. Fun enough.

Not a fan of this less ambiguous, straight up evil Deadpool. We’ll see if he comes back at some point though.

Onward.

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The Ultimates 2, Volume 2: Grand Theft America The Ultimates #4 Ultimate Marvel Universe #51

Oy. An awful lot happens in this one.

We have a traitor in the Ultimates. Relationship issues abound (both Cap/Wasp and Iron Man/Black Widow). Death. Destruction. Mayhem.

And if that wasn’t enough, otherworldly invsions!

It’s way too much for a single volume, but man does it hit hard. The only real question(s) I have are… where in the world do you go after something like this.

Well worth a read, especially after the build up.

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Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch

“Well,” said Crowley, who’d been thinking about this until his head ached, “haven’t you ever wondered about it all? You know—your people and my people, Heaven and Hell, good and evil, all that sort of thing? I mean, why?”

“As I recall,” said the angel, stiffly, “there was the rebellion and—”

“Ah, yes. And why did it happen, eh? I mean, it didn’t have to, did it?” said Crowley, a manic look in his eye.

“Anyone who could build a universe in six days isn’t going to let a little thing like that happen. Unless they want it to, of course.”

“Oh, come on. Be sensible,” said Aziraphale, doubtfully.

“That’s not good advice,” said Crowley. “That’s not good advice at all. If you sit down and think about it sensibly, you come up with some very funny ideas. Like: why make people inquisitive, and then put some forbidden fruit where they can see it with a big neon finger flashing on and off saying THIS IS IT!?”

The ANTICHRIST is born. ARMAGEDDON is coming! And all that stands in the way (for better /and/ for worse) is an angel/demon best friend combo who happen to /like/ living here.

Oh it’s so good.

I’ve read quite a bit of Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman, so reading a co-lab between them. Plus, I actually watched the show on Amazon a while back, well before reading this book. From that order at least, it’s one of the particularly faithful and well done adaptations. Both being rather enjoyable.

I really can’t get Michael Sheet and David Tennant out of my head though.

Which is not a bad thing. 😄

It’s a fun ride, political/religious in exactly that fun somewhat blasphemous irreverent sort of way. I enjoy watching the ever increasing highjinks, as more plots get involved. The hundreds of years descendent of the one truly accurate prophetess. The Witch Finder Army–somewhat reduced in manpower. The Four Horsemen–and the dedicated deliveryman who sets them on their way. Plus the Other Four. And of course, the Antichrist himself. All these powers–and no one ever taught him how to use them.

It’s a fun ride. You could do far worse than giving it a go!

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