Prometheus

Huh. Well, the trailers were good. That’s something at least.

But when you’re making a movie that’s supposed to be science fiction, you should at least make sure the scientist characters act a bit like scientists.

A geologist with those neat mapping devices that gets lost in a cave?

A biologist that’s afraid of dead body (which would otherwise be a once in a lifetime discovery) and then decides to randomly pet what’s essentially a King Cobra?

A magic medical machine that somehow can only deal with male patients… in the quarters of a woman? Oh, and being able to run after getting stapled back together like that. Ug.

Meh. I think I’ll just go back and watch the trailer again.

Ranked: 2012 Movie Reviews

  1. The Avengers
  2. The Cabin in the Woods
  3. Wreck-It Ralph
  4. The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
  5. The Dark Knight Rises
  6. Looper
  7. Argo
  8. Rise of the Guardians
  9. Brave
  10. Life of Pi
  11. Skyfall
  12. Men in Black 3
  13. Total Recall
  14. Cloud Atlas
  15. Lockout
  16. Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
  17. Dark Shadows
  18. John Carter
  19. The Amazing Spider-Man
  20. The Bourne Legacy
  21. The Hunger Games
  22. Breaking Dawn - Part 2
  23. Snow White and the Huntsman
  24. Hotel Transylvania
  25. Mirror Mirror
  26. The Five-Year Engagement
  27. Prometheus

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