Huh. Well, the trailers were good. That’s something at least.

But when you’re making a movie that’s supposed to be science fiction, you should at least make sure the scientist characters act a bit like scientists.

A geologist with those neat mapping devices that gets lost in a cave?

A biologist that’s afraid of dead body (which would otherwise be a once in a lifetime discovery) and then decides to randomly pet what’s essentially a King Cobra?

A magic medical machine that somehow can only deal with male patients… in the quarters of a woman? Oh, and being able to run after getting stapled back together like that. Ug.

Meh. I think I’ll just go back and watch the trailer again.

Ranked: 2012 Movie Reviews

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1. The Avengers
2. The Cabin in the Woods
3. Wreck-It Ralph
4. The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
5. The Dark Knight Rises
6. Looper
7. Argo
8. Rise of the Guardians
9. Brave
10. Life of Pi
11. Skyfall
12. Men in Black 3
13. Total Recall
14. Cloud Atlas
15. Lockout
16. Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
17. Dark Shadows
18. John Carter
19. The Amazing Spider-Man
20. The Bourne Legacy
21. The Hunger Games
22. Breaking Dawn - Part 2
23. Snow White and the Huntsman
24. Hotel Transylvania
25. Mirror Mirror
26. The Five-Year Engagement
27. Prometheus

Huh. Well, the trailers were good. That’s something at least.

But when you’re making a movie that’s supposed to be science fiction, you should at least make sure the scientist characters act a bit like scientists.

A geologist with those neat mapping devices that gets lost in a cave?

A biologist that’s afraid of dead body (which would otherwise be a once in a lifetime discovery) and then decides to randomly pet what’s essentially a King Cobra?

A magic medical machine that somehow can only deal with male patients… in the quarters of a woman? Oh, and being able to run after getting stapled back together like that. Ug.

Meh. I think I’ll just go back and watch the trailer again.