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A Grand Adventure

Sat, 27 Apr 2024 00:29:54 +0000

Taking 4 kids and 3 grandparents out West. To Yosemite and then the Bay Area for a week and a half. Beautiful as always and great fun for all.

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The Left-Handed Booksellers of London

Wed, 24 Apr 2024 00:00:00 +0000

Books help us anchor our souls, or re-anchor them; particularly for us, the left-handed, given the things we have to do.

Abhorsen is one of my favorite series, full stop. The Keys to the Kingdom were … weird? But I remembered liking them well enough. And I haven’t been back to The Seventh Tower in years (since I started writing reviews). But somehow in there I managed to miss seeing the Left-Handed Booksellers of London.

It’s a fun older, lighter style of urban fantasy, set in 1980s London. You have magical booksellers, a missing parent (who of course is going to be magical), and all manner of mysteries, beasties, and mysterious beasties. On top of that, some delightful side characters (Merlin St. Jacques is my favorite) and some magically described scenes.

I think Merlin has explained to you that the mythic landscape is layered, and usually quite local. Entities and environments are generally confined to a particular geographic area and often also to particular times of day or night, phases of the moon, that sort of thing. Even weather, as with the things that come out after rain, or only when it snows. And they are bound by custom and lore to behave in certain ways, to do certain things, and of course these days are mostly dormant anyway.

I enjoyed this book. It’s not up to the level of Sabriel and it’s sequels, but it was a fun read and I’m glad to have found it. And I am curious where the apparent sequel might go, which is always a good sign.

Fantasy writers, they’re the bane of our existence!

Onward!

The Hobbit

Mon, 22 Apr 2024 00:00:00 +0000

There is nothing like looking, if you want to find something. You certainly usually find something, if you look, but it is not always quite the something you were after.

I don’t really need to review the Hobbit. It’s a delightful book and you’ve probably already read it. If you haven’t, you should.

What I can do though is highly HIGHLY recommend listening to the audiobook narrated by Andy Serkis (the voice of Gollum in the Lord of the Rings and Hobbit movies). Oh, he’s good. And not just as Gollum, but as everyone.

I am looking for someone to share in an adventure that I am arranging, and it’s very difficult to find anyone.'

I should think so — in these parts! We are plain quiet folk and have no use for adventures. Nasty disturbing uncomfortable things! Make you late for dinner!

The Quantum War

Sat, 20 Apr 2024 00:00:00 +0000

In The Quantum Magician, Bel pulled off the ultimate heist and changed everything. In The Quantum Garden, we got a sort of sequel-prequel, that sort of kind of answered how that all came to be (time travel is weird). Finally now, in The Quantum Evolution, we’re starting to get some of the effects.

It turns out that by showing off his Quantum MAGIC!(tm), Bel has brought quite a lot more attention than he ever intended to Homo Quantus. And now everone wants a piece of him and his.

The characters still drive teh book. Bel and Cass remain Bel and Cas. Stills remains delightfully crass. I was delighted to see Marie again.

And then… the Puppets. That’s quite the weird, uncomfortable part of these books and it’s even more to the fore in this one. It’s … probably worth something to have read it?

If this is the last book, it’s a weird one. There’s a big epic conclusion, but it doesn’t feel completely earned. The stakes are higher than ever, but it doesn’t feel particularly ’new’ this time.

Overall, the first book is the best. The next two are worth reading. And I would probably read a fourth. But for now… onward!

Shattered Bonds

Fri, 19 Apr 2024 00:00:00 +0000

Dark Queen did quite a lot to shake up the world, so it’s about time to step back a bit and take a breath. After all, there’s no better time than Jane’s managing to really screw things up with her magic (finally) and is dying.

So now we have Shattered Bonds. The vampire world reeling, Jane dying and back in the mountains, and a new bigger badder big bad on the prowl.

At this points, things are all at once wrapping up (only 2 books left after this one!) and escalating to something bigger. I’m not a huge fan of Jane’s new place in the supernatural world, but even then I think it’s being dealt with in interesting ways.

My favorite part of this book? The continued melding of Jane and Beast.

Well, isn’t that just ducky.

Is not ducks, Beast thought. Is vampires.

The Quantum Garden

Wed, 17 Apr 2024 00:00:00 +0000

The Quantum Magician was a wonderful bit of scifi worldbuilding and technology wrapped around a heist novel. Future tech harnessing time travel and the forces driving the inflation of the universe and you have to sneak it right through a wormhole and maybe steal it all on the way.

I had no idea how to top that… but was curious to see.

Turns out… time travel.

It’s a risky choice. Time travel at a small scale can be a lot of fun. It helps you pull off heists after all. And yet… when you try to make it significantly larger, you really have to deal with the question: how does time travel work in this universe?

Well… it’s never entirely answered. Things get all sorts of quantum and fuzzy. Effects proceed causes (and sometimes you get neat little loops with no original cause at all). Other than that, I’ll let you see how they deal with it all.

I do still love the side characters the most. We get more Scarecrow, which is fascinating. And of course Stills and anti-piss (you’ll just have to see it).

Overall, the first book is stronger. But this one has some fascinating ideas and I’m happy to get the chance to live in this world for just a few hours longer. Onward to see if it can be done–one more time. 😄

Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City

Tue, 16 Apr 2024 00:00:00 +0000

Yeah, this definitely fits this year’s ‘Judge A Book By Its Cover’ on the [[2024 Book Bingo]]. I mean… look at it! I love the title and have a soft spot for the illustrated manuscript style.

And then on top of that, it’s actually quite a delightful book as well. Win win!

I mention this because that’s how the world changes. It’s either so quick that we never know what hit us, or so gradual that we don’t notice.

In a nutshell, it’s the story of an alternate history Earth. Take a roughly medieval european tech level empire and an army corps of engineers (they build bridges) out on their own. Add a force somehow conquering everything, leaving said engineers really the only remaining hope. And then stick them in a city, the only hope to hold off against a siege.

But what really shines (for me–and your milage really may vary on this one) is the tone. The main character is competant (perhaps too much so at times) and wonderfully snarky.

I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it.

Things that have always been done? About to be undone–in the name of defending the city.

My belief is, either you understand things or you understand people. Nobody can do both. Frankly, I’m happier with things. I understand stuff like tensile strength, shearing force, ductility, work hardening, stress, fatigue. I know the same sort of things happen with people, but the rules are subtly different. And nobody’s ever paid for my time to get to know about people.

Yeah… he knows people better than he claims.

The people turn out to be—well, people; a collective noun for all those individual men and women, none of them perfect, some of them downright vicious, most of them monumentally stupid. As stupid as the emperor, the great hereditary lords, the priestly hierarchs, the General Staff and the Lords of the Admiralty, the merchant princes and the organised crime barons.

Anyways. You’ll know right away if you like this book or not. I loved it. Give it a try.

Of the people, by the people, for the people. I can’t remember offhand where that quote comes from; it was something to do with some bunch of wild-eyed idealists overthrowing the tyrant so they could become tyrants themselves. No good will have come of it, you can be sure. The people; God help us.

The Quantum Magician

Sun, 14 Apr 2024 00:00:00 +0000

A con man called Gander had once taught him that there were only three bets. Sometimes, you play the cards. Sometimes, you play the player. Sometimes, you just throw the dice. The Quantum Magician is … not what I expected. I’m sure at one point, I read the blurb, but I’ve slept since then. So all I had to go on when I picked it up just now was the title.

The Haunting of Hill House

Thu, 11 Apr 2024 00:00:00 +0000

No live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality; even larks and katydids are supposed, by some, to dream. Hill House, not sane, stood by itself against its hills, holding darkness within; it had stood so for eighty years and might stand for eighty more. Within, walls continued upright, bricks met neatly, floors were firm, and doors were sensibly shut; silence lay steadily against the wood and stone of Hill House, and whatever walked there, walked alone.

A haunted house? Let’s do SCIENCE!

Well, that’s the claim. Mostly, it’s a vehicle to get all our main characters in one place, plus a bit of conflict later on.

Other than that, we have character introductions. They’re some weird folks–the best kind for these stories. And then the house as character. It’s impressive how you can get such a feel for a place with only minimal (initial) description. And then the caretakers of the house. Quite the characters those two are.

And then… things get creepy. There’s little jumping out of the page to scare you. It’s not that sort of story. But it’s creepy nevertheless. Perfecting that evermounting sense of dread. And at that, it’s quite well done.

I think that I enjoyed this book more having listened to the audiobook. It’s a slow burn and… hard to describe just why it’s so intriguing?

Worth a try.

Journeys end in lovers meeting; I have spent an all but sleepless night, I have told lies and made a fool of myself, and the very air tastes like wine. I have been frightened half out of my foolish wits, but I have somehow earned this joy; I have been waiting for it for so long.

The Voyage of the Basilisk

Sun, 07 Apr 2024 02:00:00 +0000

The third book of [[The Memoirs of Lady Trent]]. First she went to studing dragons in rocky mountanious islands–and almost died. And then she spent some time studying river dragons deep in the jungle–and almost died.

And now she’s off on a voyage around the world–akin to Darwin’s Voyage of the Beagle–to study dragons. Only to almost die not once, not twice, but at least three times. Assuming I didn’t miss any.

Oh, and have all manner of other adventures along the way.

“I have never attempted to hide that I have had two husbands in my life. I have, however, neglected to mention that in between them, I had a wife.”

In any case.

“That should be my epitaph when I die: ‘she did not have to do it’.”

I’m still loving riding along with the titular Lady Trent on her adventures and learning all about how dragons work in this world right along with her. And this time, she’s actually bringing her son along, which gives a whole new dimension to the journeys–for the most part.

A fun book. I expect if you’ll like the first two, you’ll continue to enjoy this one.

Onward!

Mooses with Bazookas: And Other Stories Children Should Never Read

Sun, 07 Apr 2024 01:00:00 +0000

That… is a very weird and very silly book.

It’s got a frame story of one Wally Warmbottom. He’s shipwrecked on an island far from anything–but luckily, he’s got lots of paper and bottles to send out letters.

And some of those bottles have other stories in them. Such as the titular mooses and bazookas. And another about rocket(s). And a few others.

It reminds me of On the Edge of the Dark Sea of Darkness, with the same overwritten funny because it’s saying the same thing a bunch of times in a row sort of humor.

It gets old.

Or perhaps I got old.

My son seemed to enjoy it well enough though.

Jade Legacy

Sat, 06 Apr 2024 00:00:00 +0000

“You’d think it would be easier to face death as you get older, but it doesn’t work that way. You get more attached to life, to people you love and things that are worth living for.”

Wow.

I first read Jade City and Jade War a few years¹ ago–before the third and final book was out. So when I finally got a chance for a re-read (re-listen this time), I figured I’d give it a chance.

And oh, does this book ever deliver. If you’re like me and have read the first two and not this–what are you waiting for?

Solving Sokobond

Sat, 06 Apr 2024 00:00:00 +0000

Another solver that I’ve been working on, after A Good Snowman Is Hard To … Solve?. This time, we have Sokobond! It’s a Sokobon… but with chemical bonds! Yeah, that’s a really good title.

The basic idea is you have a field of elements with (chemical accurate) free electrons):

Here we have 4 hydrogens (1 bond each) and a carbon (4 bonds). It should seem pretty obvious that the carbon should end up with a hydrogen on each end. The one last bit of interest: the element with the dashed border is the one we actually control, that will never change.

This eventually gets more complicated, adding:

Modifiers that are placed on the map between squares:
- One that strengthens bonds, turning a single bond into double into triple
- One that weakens bonds, turning triple to double to single or breaking single bonds
- One that rotates bonds as you move by it
More elements, eventually hydrogen (1), oxygen (2), nitrogen (3), carbon (4), and helium (0)
Solutions that require forming multiple elements at the same time

It’s a pretty neat puzzle game with 144 levels of increasing difficulty. Perfect to solve.

Ms. Marvel, Vol. 10: Time and Again

Thu, 04 Apr 2024 00:00:00 +0000

A weirdly weak ending. It felt like they were building up to so much more… but this is the end of this particular run. I suppose it’s time to find out where/what is next. Comics are confusing yo. One Night Only Sleepover! Of course things go wrong. Over and over again. And then… Right. It’s about time. A cute story. Short though. The Ratio SCIENCE time with Bruno! You know, given that Ms.

Ms. Marvel, Vol. 9: Teenage Wasteland

Wed, 03 Apr 2024 00:00:00 +0000

Teenage Wasteland

Ironic that.

A whole Ms. Marvel story about when it’s all too much and Kamala steps down.

It’s such a cute story. Some friends step up to (try) to take her place. Some (try to) track her down … for a sandwich. It’s what friendship is about.

Oh. And somehow the Inventor is back. But that’s not really the point now, is it?

I really liked this one.

Something New

Baby!

But that’s… totally only the first few pages. After that, we get Bruno back (for a visit? Or more?), a new kid at school… that can crush lockers with her bare hands, and oh so much relationship drama.

It’s a good time.

I wonder of Bruno shows up in any Black Panther issues while he was there.

Ms. Marvel, Vol. 8: Mecca

Tue, 02 Apr 2024 00:00:00 +0000

Mecca K.I.N.D.—or anything but—is in town. Rounding up anyone that ‘doesn’t look like they belong’. 😃 No, not quite like that. It’s a good one. Northeast Corridor And then… People are good at ignoring things, but even that’s a bit obvious… A cute enough story though.

Ms. Marvel, Vol. 7: Damage Per Second

Mon, 01 Apr 2024 01:00:00 +0000

Election Day Politics! Get out and vote! Man single issues are short. Damage Per Second Troll! Or computer virus. Close enough. Ready to reveal all the big bad secrets of the world. Sometimes people are clueless. But sometimes Zoe is right on. She’s a fun side character. It’s a cute story. Expected weird/sappy solution. So it goes. Meanwhile in Wakanda And as an aside, Bruno! In Wakanda! That’s a fun one.

2024 Book Bingo

Mon, 01 Apr 2024 00:01:00 +0000

Let’s do it again! Previous years: 2023 Book Bingo 2022 Book Bingo 2021 Book Bingo If anyone I know wants to read along on any of these, drop me a line. Love to chat about books! 😄 Rules: Must be speculative fiction (SF, fantasy, horror with speculative elements) Limit the number of novellas (fewer than 40k words or defined by the author as such) or combine them A book of short stories counts Graphic novels/manga should be treated as novellas Web novels count (if they’re long enough) Audiobooks count Official thread

A Good Snowman Is Hard To ... Solve?

Thu, 28 Mar 2024 00:00:00 +0000

I enjoy puzzle games. I especially enjoy letting computers solve them for me 😄. Once upon a time, I set up a framework for solving random things. Let’s solve some more.

Today: A Good Snowman Is Hard To Build

It’s a Sokoban about making snowmen! You can push snowballs of three sizes around, collecting snow if you roll over it. You can push smaller snowballs onto bigger ones, stacking them. Or back off, in order to get around one another.

And that’s really it.

There are some interesting twists (multiple snowmen, the ability to leave and re-enter levels, and even a whole second ‘hard mode’), but at a basic level, it’s just pushing.

Ms. Marvel, Vol. 6: Civil War II

Thu, 28 Mar 2024 00:00:00 +0000

High school athletic competition! New Jersey vs New York! Kamala vs…

Miles? Oh my.

Haven’t seen him for a while…

So that went well.

Ms. Marvel, Vol. 5: Super Famous

Wed, 27 Mar 2024 00:00:00 +0000

And… swap. Continued volume numbering, new issue numbers. Same writer, new artists.

Onward!

Whoa, wait a minute. Less onward. More context!

Okay, so six months have passed. And it’s not just we the readers who missed everything—apparently Kamala’s been flaking hard as well.

lol.

Also, Tyesha!

Which makes everything even more super busy! So of course…

Yup. Bad idea.

So good.

Ms. Marvel, Vol. 4: Last Days

Mon, 25 Mar 2024 00:00:00 +0000

The world… is ending.

Or at least that’s how it feels.

Didn’t she know him for like… a couple days? I suppose it’s not that unusual. First times are so much bigger.

But still.

Bigger problems.

Also, the dream team up!

It’s fun and exactly the sort of thing Kamala dreamt about! Even if the scale of it all… doesn’t really make sense. The end of the world looms and they’re starting with the looting?

But getting to the part of the story we saw in the show? “I know.” That’s the story I’m interested in!

A chaotic delightful mess of a story.

The Tropic of Serpents

Sat, 23 Mar 2024 00:00:00 +0000

A Natural History of Dragons set out an interesting world. It’s more or less our world (although with all the names rewritten, so you’re always playing a game so is ‘xxx’ just like ‘yyy’), but with dragons. And of course the titular Isabela Trent just wants to study them, like any Natural Historian would! Give me dragons any day; I understand their ways far better than those of my fellow human beings.

Dark Queen

Fri, 22 Mar 2024 00:00:00 +0000

Well, that was an awful lot.

Who are we kidding, we’re 12 books into a series, but not quite at the end.

So if you’ve gotten this far, what are the chances that you’re going to stop now–and you really don’t want to, just in case.

And if you’re looking ahead to the end of the series before reading it to see if it’s still worth it… well, so far it is!

All that being said… man that was a lot.

Ms. Marvel, Vol. 3: Crushed

Thu, 21 Mar 2024 00:00:00 +0000

…

Well. As far as hooks go, that is most certainly one of them.

Pity it’s only got one volume.

Other than that we get the introduction of Kamran—instant meetcute with Kamala, what can possibly go wrong—inhuman strife, and… a S.H.I.E.L.D. crossover?

Looks fun. Maybe I’ll read that one next.

Anyways, everything feels like it’s flying by, in the way of comics. It takes too long to illustrate an entire volume, so everything gets crammed together.

Onward!

Ms. Marvel, Vol. 2: Generation Why

Wed, 20 Mar 2024 00:00:00 +0000

You know all those rumors about pet alligators flushed down the sewers?

Yeah, they generally fail to mention the freakin laser beams.

Comics are weird. Volume 2 and we’re already with the crossovers (hallucinatory Avengers don’t count). So many crossovers. But they’re cute! And it’s still mostly Ms. Marvel calling the shots.

A solid volume 2! Onward!

Ms. Marvel, Vol. 1: No Normal

Mon, 18 Mar 2024 00:00:00 +0000

Ms. Marvel! I watched the TV show, so this should be about the same right?

Right?

Well… things get weird. Mostly due to an origin not entirely in the movies. So it’s a bit different.

But the feel?

It’s still street level, teen girl, dealing with being from a Pakistani family/Muslim born in America.

It’s a fun start!

Star Wars Vol. 13: Rogues and Rebels

Fri, 15 Mar 2024 00:00:00 +0000

And now everyone’s back together for one giant showdown. Champions, rock monsters, and all!

It’s all quite exciting in all the best science fantasy sorts of ways Star Wars has to offer!

Quite a way to end this particular series. Whatever could be next?!

Infinite Craft Bot

Thu, 14 Mar 2024 00:00:00 +0000

You’ve probably seen Neil.fun’s Infinite Craft game somewhere on the internet. If not, in a nutshell:

You start with 4 blocks: Earth, Fire, Water, and Wind.
You can combine any two blocks, for example:
- Earth + Water = Plant
- Plant + Fire = Smoke
- Smoke + Smoke = Cloud

That’s… pretty much it, from a gameplay perspective. There’s not really any goal, other than what you set yourself (try to make Cthulhu!). Although if you manage to find something no one has ever made before, you get a neat little note for it!

So wait, what do I mean by ‘something no one has ever seen before’?

Well, if two elements have ever been combined by anyone before, you get a cached response. Barring resets of the game (no idea if / how often this has happened, but I assume it has), if A + B = C for you, A + B = C for everyone.

And here’s the fun part: if you find a combination no one has ever found before: Neil.fun will send the combination out to an LLM to generate the new answer. The specific prompt isn’t public (so far as I know), but essentially what that means is that you have a basically infinite crafting tree¹!

So of course seeing something like this I want to automate it. 😄

Star Wars Vol. 12: Rebels and Rogues

Thu, 14 Mar 2024 00:00:00 +0000

All of our lives, we have fought this war. Tonight I believe we can end it. Tonight is not an accident. There are no accidents. We have not come here by chance. I do not believe in chance. When I see three objectives, three captains, three ships. I do not see coincidence, I see providence. I see purpose. I believe it our fate to be here. It is our destiny. I believe this night holds for each and every one of us, the very meaning of our lives.

Wait. No. Wrong franchise.

It doesn’t help when that’s their disguise garb.

Luke’s off to lure some imperial probes away, Han and Leia are going to try to trick criminals (and perhaps an old ex) into fighting a war for them, and Chewie and C-3PO? Well, they have a planet to blow up.

What could possibly go wrong?

A thrilling… part one!

Star Wars Vol. 11: The Scourging of Shu-Torun

Tue, 12 Mar 2024 00:00:00 +0000

Princess Leia has a plan! Economic upset on a massive scale… and if it happens to come with revenge against a certain recent traitor to the Rebellion? All the better.

What could go wrong?

(It’s even better, as Luke was just looking for them…)

It’s quite cinematic. Fetch quests, exotic locales, a crazy multipliprong battle with stakes both huge and personal…

I quite enjoyed this one.

Star Wars Vol. 10: The Escape

Mon, 11 Mar 2024 00:00:00 +0000

Well…

What if what could happen were more akin to a forced vacation? Stranded alone on a world with a strict isolationist policy. No transmitters. No traffic in or out other than every six months.

It’s a neat story. Interesting to see which of our heroes adapts to the quiet life… and which very much do not.

Plus, hints of the wider Star Wars universe. Lightsaber proof shields. Massive beasties to hunt–in defense of the town. A Jedi in love. And maybe a way away from all that war…

A good one.

Taskmaster: Series 14

Sun, 10 Mar 2024 00:00:00 +0000

That’s such a delight of a season, mostly due to Fern Brady, although I enjoyed the entire cast.

The contestants:

Dara Ó Briain - Goes about the weirdest things with a smile on his face.
Fern Brady - Fern is delightful. She’s a fun one to look up her independent work.
John Kearns - He constantly had the look of ‘what have I gotten myself into’. Really the whipping boy for this season.
Munya Chawawa - Zimbabwean ___. Hda a fun way of working around the tasks.
Sarah Millican - Alternatively delightfully dry and actually angry at times.

One more!

The Beginning

Sat, 09 Mar 2024 00:00:55 +0000

And it ends.

And a new day begins.

This isn’t really a book with much action (although there is some). It’s really more of an epilogue. How things wrap up and what happens next. It’s not always something you get in a series and I appreciate it.

The end of the end? Weird. Undoes a bit of the closure. But in a way, it fits?

The Animorphs were an amazing read when I guest found them years (decades?) ago now. This is my third time reading them. They may be dated at times, but oh, they hold up.

A story of teenagers growing up far too fast. Fighting a war. Saving the world. And paying for it all in blood.

Well worth the read.

The Ellimist Chronicles

Sat, 09 Mar 2024 00:00:54 +0000

My full name is Azure Level, Seven Spar, Extension Two, Down-Messenger, Forty-one. My chosen name is Toomin. I like the sound of the word, which is all the reason you need for a chosen name.

My “game” name is Ellimist. Like Toomin, it doesn’t mean anything in particular. I just thought it sounded breezy. Never occurred to me when I chose the name that it would follow me for so long, and so far.

A world of flying crystals. Searchers, flying to the stars. A living moon. And all along, games. Games at an unimaginable scale.

Perhaps my favorite book of the whole series–although it’s for the most part completely inconsequential to any of the other books. It explains a few things (that were acceptable not to explain) and builds more worlds (perhaps connecting things too much). Still, I quite enjoy this one. And it’s at a good point.

The beginning.

And the end.

The Answer

Sat, 09 Mar 2024 00:00:53 +0000

My name is Jake.

My name is Jake Berenson. The days of secrecy, of lurking in the shadows are over. The Yeerks know my name. They know my height, weight, eye color, Social Security number, and favorite foods. At long last they know the word Animorph, Marco’s word for us.

I’ve fought them for more than three years. I was just thirteen when I started. I’m sixteen now, though that fact, like so many facts, has been deliberately obscured in the secret accounts we’ve kept.

I’m a sixteen-year-old kid named Jake Berenson, and I am the leader of the Animorphs.

More battles, bigger than ever before. Characters we’ve met long ago, back where we’d never expect them. And choices. Choices that could charge the whole galaxy.

It all comes back to the power to morph.

And the choices the Animorphs will all have to make. And live with.

Or die by.

One more book.

The Sacrifice

Sat, 09 Mar 2024 00:00:52 +0000

The Yeerks are in the open now. Rounding up people by gunpoint and sending them by subway to the Yeerk Pool.

The Animorphs need to do something about it… but at what cost?

Add on to that, it finally comes out. Cassie stopped Jake from killing Tom–and that’s why the Yeerks can morph now.

Ax’s reaction is… interesting. We often get fairly alien beliefs from him and other Andalites. But this one, this is interesting.

But really, it all comes down to this:

None of us are adults. The others are now of the age to be attending what humans call “high school.”

Man. They’re so young.

The Absolute

Fri, 08 Mar 2024 00:00:51 +0000

The National Guard is mobilizing! It’s time… to kidnap the governor?

Everything escalated so fast in these last few books.

The Ultimate

Fri, 08 Mar 2024 00:00:50 +0000

The Animorphs tried adding to their number once before.

It went poorly.

But nothing is going well any more. So now, perhaps, it’s time for some reinforcements.

The only reinforcements the Animorphs can universally assume not to be Controllers.

It’s quite the idea–and quite the risk, both for the Animorphs and for Applegate.

But as Jake said, it’s our planet. All of our planet.

The Diversion

Fri, 08 Mar 2024 00:00:49 +0000

Another step further.

“No, Rachel. We retreat,” Jake answered. “A tactical retreat. Save the army. Live to fight another day. But a toothbrush would be good. And extra deodorant. We’ll be out there a while.”

It’s like a series of heists. Barely planned, absolute chaos.

Almost all successful.

And still things escalate.

Flower in SF

Thu, 07 Mar 2024 00:29:54 +0000

A work trip to San Francisco and everything is already blooming. I got a chance to walk around the city so of course I took it.

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The Never Tilting World

Thu, 07 Mar 2024 00:00:00 +0000

Well that’s a lot of world building. Start with elemental magic, nothing super new there (although acid is always a fun one). Add in an ancient prophecy and twins where only one can rule. Still not that unusual.

And then defy the prophecy and literally stop the world spinning, leaving one side a desert scorched by a never ending noon, the other frozen in perpetual night.

We’re chasing a dying sea under an endless sun that kills us with a thousand little cuts every day. There’ll be nothing left soon. Nothing but sand and bone.

Now that’s pretty cool worldbuilding, especially for a fantasy world (it’s something you see slightly more in sci-fi).

Now on top of that, you have a ruler in each world, each with a daughter. Well, you can guess what probably happened and who these two are (remember those twins I mentioned?), but none of them know that.

So you get a fascinating ride as each realized just how screwed up their own corner of the world is, falls in love (there is more than a touch of romance in this book)…

If the choice is between me risking my life and losing you, I’d choose the first.

…and sets off on a journey to set things right.

When the dead find words, the goddess and the Devoted son will meet atop a fish not a fish, on a sea not a sea. It is she who travels to the endless Abyss, and it is he who guides her.

I quite enjoyed this book. It takes a bit of getting into and the leads are… more than a touch Young Adult/‘chosen one’ish, but it’s still a fun read/listen.

Onward!

The Return

Wed, 06 Mar 2024 00:00:48 +0000

Nightmares within nightmares.

Among all the Animorphs, they’d all say that there’s only one who might be truly sad if the war ended tomorrow: Rachel.

But even the most gung ho fighter is eventually going to burn out. Perhaps especially them.

An intense book with all the surreal uncertainty of the worst nightmares.

The Resistance

Wed, 06 Mar 2024 00:00:47 +0000

Things continue to escalate.

The free Hork-Bajir under attack, willing to die to defend their homes. With some Animorph help.

And two hundred years ago, but not all that different, Union soldiers under attack, willing to die to defend their homes.

With some freed slaves willing to help.

In the end, it’s the same battle, time and again. And the same people–black, white, and Hork-Bajir alike–willing to step up to fight

It’s a neat structure, interweaving the two battles. A solid read.

The Deception

Wed, 06 Mar 2024 00:00:46 +0000

Things continue to escalate…

Finally, Jake spoke. His eyes were dull but his voice was firm.

“Things are different,” he said. “From now on, we take what we need. We do what we have to do. No matter what the consequences.”

“Jake . . .” Cassie began.

“There’s only one morph that will get us thousands of miles out to sea in the time we have left,” he added. “Human.”

It’s kind of amazing how out in the open/direct thins things are getting. We have less than ten books left, but still. It’s a lot.

An intense book. And more to come.

The Revelation

Tue, 05 Mar 2024 00:00:45 +0000

“What are you calling your discovery?” I heard Nora ask.

“I don’t really know,” Dad said tentatively. “What can you call something that is nothing at all?”

There wasn’t anything on TV. An old Star Trek. A new Star Trek. My life was plenty sci-fi. How about some Real World?

“What could you call it?” Dad continued. “Zero, I suppose. Zero-space.”

Uh oh.

And so we’re really in the endgame now. Things are falling apart. The Yeerks have all the power. And the Animorphs… well, they have that they’ve always had.

Hope.

The Unexpected

Tue, 05 Mar 2024 00:00:44 +0000

I feel like Unexpected could really be the title to about half of these books. Maybe more.

One thing leads to another, everything goes wrong, and Cassie is off to SYD-South Something Dakota. Right? Right…?

But hey, kangaroo morph!

There’s basically no impact on the greater Animorph’s story, but sometimes that’s all right. And it’s interesting to get a fairly straight forward Cassie story with the existential dread.

No worries.

The Test

Tue, 05 Mar 2024 00:00:43 +0000

Man, Tobias doesn’t get a break.

“Civil war is coming, Andalite,” she began. “Yeerk versus Yeerk. We’ve had enough of the petty Visser fights, the favoritism, the punishments . . . the Council makes us sick.”

And all that from a rather unexpected source.

“No,” she said. “It’s wrong. I won’t. I don’t want to judge you guys, but you’re talking about strategy and risk like this is some computer game. Like there aren’t others involved. Have you forgotten that we’re supposed to be in this to save lives?”

Now it makes sense. Totally a trick. But how? When? Why?

The Journey

Mon, 04 Mar 2024 00:00:42 +0000

And… Helmacrons. Again. We just saw them in The Hidden.

Still not nearly my favorite alien species in these books. At least this time, they get to go all Magic School Bus!

So it goes.

Medusa

Mon, 04 Mar 2024 00:00:00 +0000

Swallowed by a sperm whale.

That’s quite the introductory seen. Starts with whaling, full on Moby Dick (I should read that at some point). It’s an interesting story, with just enough weird science to see where it’s going in the ‘present day’.

A Corona Virus.

This… felt all the more real in this post Covid world. And a sign of how it could have been so much worse–if only we didn’t have weird ocean life and a super well funded, run, and liked NUMA to save the world. 😄

A Hermaphrodite third triplet as a big bad.

That’s… just lazy. The Chinese Triad / mafia stuff, pretty cool. This reveal? Meh.

So, at this point? It’s Clive Cussler. The books are enjoyable enough, but I want to listen to something else for a while. So I’m moving on to something else. Perhaps one day I’ll return.

Onward!